Trump

Where to begin? In short, an aspiring Neo Hitler whom stole the 2016 United States Presidential Elections with the help of Vladimir Putin and may quickly become 2017's Richard Nixon. In a little more detail: the notorious Donald Trump whom is infamously racist, ethnocentric, sexist, Anti Semitic, ableist, classist, xenophobic, and all other manner of bigoted; known for victimizing, among others, Ivana Trump, Julia Ioffe, Serge Kovaleski, the family of Seth Rich, and Khizr and Khazala Khan, directly and through immediate accomplices as well as sycophants and lackeys.

Also, rapist (e.g., raped Ivana during marriage) and otherwise criminal (e.g., blackmailed Ivana into changing her story), and incestuous (especially toward Ivanka, as an incident at RNC in Cleveland alone demonstrated) and otherwise perverted (e.g., would inappropriately leer as Miss USA contestants)

Note: RINO and Neo Tammany Hall Democrat whom is actively opposed by the #NeverTrump Movement.

By the way, in case nobody has figured the following out: Trump's motto is, "You scratch my back, and I won't stab you in yours." In other words, for example, Putin is Trump's (and Trump is not Putin's) sycophant and lackey. Perhaps Trump would be less dangerous were he actually Putin's lackey, and the United States Congress needs to impeach Trump & remove Trump from office ASAP.

by NickidewbearTwo May 27, 2017

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trump2020

The highly hysteric phrase the brainwashed masses scream when offended by someones existence.

Hey man can you respect my pronouns?
No, trump2020!!!

by Wulflike September 28, 2020

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verb. 1) to exaggerate, esp of wealth or spectacle. 2) to lie, cheat and steal. 3) (colloquially) to distract with sexual scandals and threats of litigation. 4) to deny connections to crime. 5) to golf. 6) to troll or be a troll. 7. To indulge clownarchy.

adverb. trumpic; see moronic

noun. (informal). 1) a lurid bestiality which insists upon coercion and subjugating beauty, as in pageantry, cockfighting, big sport, state-run media, etc. 2) an irrelevance. 3) a lumpenchlownarchist

See also moron, asshole, fraud, thief, #MAGA, Viagara, Cialis, Schumer, Pelosi, satire, tire

verb. If you elect to trump, you run the risk of making a colossal moron of yourself.

noun. Fuck it, it's just a lousy lump of trump.

adverbial noun. He totally fucking pulled a trump and pasted his face with lipstick and blush and ran for office.

adverb. Her trumpic overtures withstanding, she found herself reveling in the company of two-thirds a football team.

by @RealityWinner February 19, 2018

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The crime of betraying one's country, or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere. Synonyms treason traitor

Verb: You have trumped our country. Adjetive: You have committed a trumpean act. Adverb: You are being charged with trumping.

by VeteranPatriot January 13, 2019

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Trump's America

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

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