Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009
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i totally turtle fucked her
by master-debater66665 July 16, 2009
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When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011
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by figpenagain March 20, 2009
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by Strany May 15, 2006
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by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009
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The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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