Beehive tossing

I tossed a beehive at my neighbor.

Only morons engage in beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021

toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty

by badjuju666 January 25, 2024

Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad

She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.

by WTF-Man January 23, 2024

Tossing the devil’s salad

To smoke marijuana

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.

by 9r9k June 25, 2020

Toss

To blank, curve someone.

Reject someone's sexual advances (often done in an indirect manner).

Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.

by MenaTwoFour October 14, 2015

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019