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Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
by Andielpy December 17, 2017
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Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.
The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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toss the match

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!
by Carbon06 November 20, 2020
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Toss the rocks

This is a novel’s name: Toss the Rocks and Get on With It.
I just read an amazing book, “Toss The Rocks: And Get On With It
by Kathy Blanche January 19, 2025
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yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008
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Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.
I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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