Toolsy

To be a complete Tool and/or to be a Scott

"I think Scott is very toolsy"

by danman080 March 7, 2009

toss

money

"toss wallet"

by noixz January 15, 2009

tomossible

Possible tomorrow. Generally used as a response to someone's question about when you are planning to do something.

Boss: "Jennifer, do you think you'll be finished with that report by it's due date tomorrow?"

Jennifer: "It's tomossible".

by Sean and Stacy September 2, 2009

toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 6, 2009

toolsey

Used when describing something/someone who is a tool.

It was pretty toolsey of Nolan to not start Darren McFadden this past weekend when he scored 4 TDs.

by The Real Run DMC October 27, 2010

tossafon

The act of tossing (masturbating) excessively in a small period of time.

My parents went away for the weekend so I looked up porn on the internet and had a massive Tossafon. I tossed 28 times and toss went all over the place.

by The_L_Unit April 25, 2011

TootsieRoller

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"

Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D

by TootsieRoller June 5, 2011