Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.
by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.
While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.
(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)
While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.
(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)
by bigstrayan June 8, 2025

Dude I was so Toasted last night
by Mupreme June 15, 2017

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
Also called SouthWestern Toast
Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.
2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.
2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018
