Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.

Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.

by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010

Fat duck

A way of saying someone has a massive forehead without them realising

Bob “Hey Joe you Have a fat duck”
Joe *confusion*

by Skezzy212 November 21, 2019

Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.

That boy is such a cocaine duck!

by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010

duck butter

noun. The scum that collects in the foreskin; a mixture of lint, sweat, dirt, etc.

Dude I had a doubleheader tonight and i had the worst case of duck butter because of those damn uniforms. That shit's nasty

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 21, 2008

Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.

Elvis Presley wore a duck ass hairdo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005