A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023
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Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
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"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
Get the Armenian Death Mask mug.Any guy or girl that wears a mask long after the pandemic. They claim they wear it because their parents make them, but that is far from the truth. They usually do it because they are insecure about their ugly face.
Example:
You see that guy Albert over there wearing a mask, its 2025. He claims his parents force him, but hes an Insecure Mask.
Once you see him without the mask you see how ugly his face is. EWW
You see that guy Albert over there wearing a mask, its 2025. He claims his parents force him, but hes an Insecure Mask.
Once you see him without the mask you see how ugly his face is. EWW
by idl1 October 11, 2025
Get the Insecure Mask mug.A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”
by Lola Robot October 19, 2025
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by Mexscorpio March 4, 2023
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by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023
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