The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!

The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.

by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.

Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022

Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.

My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.

by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

Fairy nice

A person who is gay

Hey that kid is fairy nice.

by Assssss monkey October 23, 2019

Toothy Fairy

A gay guy who will give you a toothy blowjob in exchange for crack/money

Man I just got my rocks off blowin’ my load into a Toothy Fairy

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016