privileged pot head

a underage kid who has parents who allow them to smoke marijuana or is given marijuana by their pot head parents .

“yo , let’s smoke at jokers house , his parents don’t mind.”
“Man I wish I was a privileged pot head , family game nite would be so dope”.

by jocci January 16, 2022

Twat n' Pot

1. To smoke pot n fuck

2. a medicinal marijuana brothel

Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?

Stoner 2: nah bro.

by xEllTeex June 6, 2013

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018

Walking Big Pot

ril dark the fortnite bot says that he is lagging because he is a Walking Big Pot

"Dude I'm lagging!!" says the Walking Big Pot

by Ducko3 July 18, 2021