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tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!
OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021
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teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
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Tech Veggin

A point at which all actions, communications, thoughts, and movements involve a piece of technical equipment.
If the person you are talking to on facebook chat is sitting right next to you, you are tech veggin.

If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.
by Vwall2006 October 25, 2010
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
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baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.
You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech
by Shaabi May 1, 2021
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