take a bow

Someone who bows down whilst another bums him/her. Actors bow in rows at the end of a show, and the straight ones will have thier hands behind their backs to stop the gays behind entering.

Stephen did you take a bow, whilst John entered?

by Tom_Horsie September 21, 2008

cold take

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.

“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes

by Och January 23, 2018

Taking an L

When you don't know how to properly take an L so you have to say that you lost and the person who wrecked you lost as well so you can feel better about yourself and the stupid things you said .

Learn the process of taking an L bro .

by Big tuna 6969 June 9, 2018

take a dirtnap

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.

"Thats it! Take a dirtnap."

by Sam K. July 13, 2004

Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019

taking hits

Taking hits refers to (excessive) financial expenditure that is typically unavoidable.

Sorry i didnt call you bro. my tutition fees are due. got to take the hit.I hate taking hits .

by romstar February 4, 2010

take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019