take a bow

Someone who bows down whilst another bums him/her. Actors bow in rows at the end of a show, and the straight ones will have thier hands behind their backs to stop the gays behind entering.

Stephen did you take a bow, whilst John entered?

by Tom_Horsie September 21, 2008

cold take

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.

“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes

by Och January 23, 2018

Taking an L

When you don't know how to properly take an L so you have to say that you lost and the person who wrecked you lost as well so you can feel better about yourself and the stupid things you said .

Learn the process of taking an L bro .

by Big tuna 6969 June 9, 2018

take a dirtnap

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.

"Thats it! Take a dirtnap."

by Sam K. July 13, 2004

take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019

Takes the Awards

Meaning that something is awesome, cool, dope, fly, of the hezzy

Did you hear that new song by 50? It takes the awards dawg.

by AndyDrew May 16, 2004

Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019