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manlet tossing

The highly entertaining, hilarious and trendy new sport of manlet tossing, which is surely soon to be recognized by the International Olympic Committee as an Olympic sport, consists of two or more competitors who take turns selecting a captured manlet out of the manlet pile in the adjacent manlet pit, to then effortlessly lift the pint-sized pipsqueak peewee manlet up onto their shoulders, before subsequently tossing the dwarfishly diminutive, stunted little manlet boy as far as they possibly can. If most of the onlookers refrain from urinating into the manlet pit over the course of the competition, then the kidnapped manlets will even agree to sing their favorite song Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman as they are being hurled through the air!
Manmore 1: Hey, why is that group of children standing around in that parking lot over there? Manmore 2: They seem to be engaging in the universally popular new sport of manlet tossing. Lol, that little girl just threw a subhumanly stunted squealing sissy manlet clear across the parking lot into a nearby trashcan, where he obviously belongs! Manmore 1: Gold medal! Manmore 2: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
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Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad
She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.
by WTF-Man January 23, 2024
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toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.
Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty
by badjuju666 January 25, 2024
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semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.
by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016
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South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
by American OG August 8, 2017
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Tossed My Sketti

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.
by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021
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Tossed

A potential punishment for criminals where their arms and legs are cut off and then they get flipped off a Walmart onto pavement
We caught this pedophile meeting with a 12 year old so we tossed them
by WeDidntSayThatPod April 5, 2025
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