Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008

muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That player was top notch at her game today.

by Samantha1992 February 18, 2008

top-notch

1) a notch that is the highest in a row or column of notches
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.

"Just hang that on the top notch"
"These cheese fries are top notch"

by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

Top of the Tits

adj. - very best in class/quality

"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."

by hatedderok October 24, 2012

Cherry Topping

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.

Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!

by Col. Custard November 5, 2009

Top Bitch

The baddest woman in the room. She has her own car. She has her own place. She probably owns two or three businesses and helps her man with his.

Baby Kahlo is top bitch! She keeps us on our toes.

by Muertoxxxxx August 13, 2020