steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 12, 2008

Clam Chowder

When a male projectile vomits into a woman's vagina, and said woman then proceeds to close her legs. Thus, creating a clam chowder.

He refused to have sex with his girlfriend after he unleashed the clam chowder into her vagina.

by Big2nuh May 27, 2010

piss clams

clams that you have pissed on

hey look, clams....pisssssssssssss

by cangh jui May 13, 2003

Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.

Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.

by Dr. Feltersnatch September 02, 2006

clam chowder

Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...

I was about to lick that shit until I saw she had a bad case of clam chowder.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

by mediumheadboy August 08, 2009

Jam the Clam

To put your boner into a girl's clam and rock that shit sideways

The act of jamming up a girl's clam with... Jam?

Mitch totally wants to jam the clam! Bruh

by Jax0322 August 22, 2015