Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020

Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum

Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!

by Oneweirddude July 8, 2018

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018