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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
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Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.
Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive
by Repic January 10, 2025
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Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.
I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years
by G-ness March 1, 2025
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Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences
I’m gonna tax you at basketball.
by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020
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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.
She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.
by Larlucks June 30, 2016
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Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram
Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to add Engram Tax
by Dannydimes January 3, 2021
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