salad soup

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.

I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

Salahaldin

A kind smart person who does not give two fucks sometimes and loves to say sorry

Damn salahaldin you dont care.

by Takinlserday January 17, 2018

Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

frogeye salad

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.

"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."

by the clam man June 26, 2009

Serbian Salad

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.

Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid

by blashada October 18, 2012

bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014