Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

by herekiki November 5, 2011

Spunk monkey

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

by nessa64 June 11, 2003

Spunk

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

Spunion

1.The act of being spun out by an onion, you are therefore spunioned

2.An onion that has recently spun someone out

Finding an onion in the washing machine, I yell Spunion, I spunioned you good ha ha

by dave I guess March 17, 2007

spunkymeyer

Spunkmeyer is a term representing the most absolute cool. The greatest thing ever seen, heard, experienced or even thought. Usually not used in a sentence, it is a statement in and of itself.

After the hot threesome with the supermodel redheads who thought he was James Bond, all Terry could say was, "Spunkmeyer."

by C M Forde May 7, 2005

spunkonoff

A gay russian porn star, who definately takes it up the rectal area

Man 1 : you been done by Spunkonoff yet?
Man 2 : Ooooh he was big!

by Campbellini September 3, 2005

spunkbungle

noun. a jism covered bear

I was having a wank and I turned mr snuggles into a spunkbungle

by ghop45 August 2, 2008