Spideraxe30

Yet another Internet weirdo nobody really knows.

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by Barkingdog August 13, 2023

Cooter Spider Nest

Black area in the pubic area which can be seen through the clothing on a person, usually wearing light colored swimwear. Most often seen on women wearing white, yellow, light blue or pink swimwear. Most often the nest is not visible until the clothing is wet.

If she wants to continue to wear that white swimsuit in public she needs to really think about shaving off all her pubic hair so we don't all have to see her cooter spider nest.

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010

Spunky Spider

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

by BtotheJMD October 7, 2010

Warp Spider

A strain of weed found in Kansas and Missouri. It is a smooth and strong mental high. it is a very good strain of weed, like Moca Bud, and is commonly salad bowled with it too. If the two are combined, you get to enjoy the Time Machine

Where am i?!?!? that warp spider destroyed me... i am very high

by iheartkush November 20, 2010

pregnant spider

A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.

Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.

by oworm? December 17, 2017

The Spider

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

by Bellieve October 15, 2018

mhm spider eggs

Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!

Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!

by lu:sen November 13, 2019