spermese mountain dog

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010

dick sherman

Cornerback for Seattle Seahawks

Did anyone see that Dick Sherman play against the San Francisco 49ers? What a classless asshole!

by Jbezy January 22, 2014

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003

Spermtaker

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

by KHDT October 7, 2010

spermbaby

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

spermdroid

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.

Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)

by lorenzor March 11, 2009

spermactite

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009