Shlock

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully

Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!

by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006

Shockers

Basically the coolest nigs ever

you dude you wanna hang out with the shockers.. YEAh i heard mike is the shit hes so cool

by shanahanagins June 14, 2008

the shockers

a band from goshen,ny that is awesome. it consists of chris,billy,eric,and chris

jamiez: hey dude are you going to the shockers concert.
joe-nathan: wats the shockers?
jamiez:only the best band on f-ing planet

by chrissy January 5, 2005

Shock Value

The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.

Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?

by Captain Awesome Guy August 8, 2011

shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

Scock

1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008

shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005