Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

slappin tabs

Taking doses (usually paper blotter acid) of LSD orally. Eating acid.

Shit, we've been slappin' tabs for a couple of days, I'm fuckin' peaked out. You got any buds?

by Bill B. July 5, 2005

pimp slapped

the ultimate form of disrespect, if done on camera or in front of people. remember, use the BACK of the hand. after pimp slapping someone, tell EVERYONE you know.

Guy 1: hey faggot, fuck you!

Guy 1 gets pimp slapped by guy 2.

Guys 3, 4, and 5: OOOOH SHIZZLE!

by the ultimate cool pimpmeister August 14, 2009

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

sloppy joan

While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.

"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"

by redijedi June 22, 2005

slippy fist

To have a slippy fist after penetrating anus with it.

After penetrating Jimmy my hand was so slippy I couldn’t open the door handle.

by Chris Ball April 11, 2005

DK Sloppy

the act of being extremely drunkenly sloppy to the point of embarassment

girl: omg, did you see how drunk she was last night?
guy: holy shit, she was sooo DK Sloppy

by The Town Drunk April 9, 2009