Pussy Shocked

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.

Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.

by Nairdied January 2, 2008

Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes

Kevin is SHOCK, man.

by Kevin October 25, 2003

shock the monkey

To have sex with an extremely ugly girl.

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.

by Googs January 6, 2008

Shock and Awe

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"

by Avenger.In.Pink December 19, 2005

panty shock

When a college student brings his laundry home and his mother finds woman's undergarments in it.

"I went home and my mom got panty shock and gave me the don't-forget-to-use-a-condom speech."

by Francis Bean January 1, 2007

Shocker (SD)

and shocker sd is where you shit in the bed well docking

aaron kelly was the first shocker, now that was a shock and half lol making his first Shocker (SD)

by rick stane June 11, 2008

Shocker

What to do on live TV and stuff

People doing the shocker in public

by Shockerman May 13, 2005