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shwety sacks 

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class
shwety sacks by sebstud July 9, 2011

Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Glory Socks by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

bathroom suck 

Mhm your dick taste great I love bathroom sucking
bathroom suck by Gay lover April 12, 2014

No Socks No Sexuality 

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
No Socks No Sexuality by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

National suck dick day

National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April
Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th

Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready

National Suck Day 

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.
Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock