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Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"
by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015
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That's not gay then

A subtle expression of disbelief at someone being totally blind to the self-delusion in what they've just said.

Echoes the sound of "That's OK then", and is usually used ironically.

It's not homophobic, but is a response to people saying things like "I slapped DeepHeat (Ralgex, Wintergreen, ...) on my mate's wedding tackle. It wasn't gay because it was in the showers after football practice".

See, eg, Flap Jacks for further examples.
A: I just ran someone over in the street, but it doesn't matter because they were already in a wheelchair.
B: Well, that's not gay then.

Politician: Military deaths in Afghanistan/iRaq have reached X, but civilian deaths don't count.
Political commentator: That's not gay then.

A: I 69'ed my mate yesterday, but it wasn't gay because we both spat it out.
B: Actually that was a bit gay of you. Nearly as gay as a treeful of parrots. You couldn't get much more gay without donning a backless gimp suit and chaining yourself to a lamp-post outside a gay nightclub in Gayton at closing time.

A: I gimp-suited up and handcuffed myself to a lamp-post, but it wasn't gay because I was drunk, and anyway I had my fingers crossed at the time.
B: 'Nuff sed.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 8, 2010
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It's not you, it's me.

When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...
Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."
by LoZzA April 30, 2004
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<
by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009
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Snotter

A general term given to a person who is just a tad slimey and questionable in nature.
"Oi ya snotter!"

-"Dad , please stop calling me that"
by Freedom Master May 21, 2016
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Purple's Not Enough

Amazing pop punk/alternative rock band from Liverpool, United Kingdom. The band consists of vocalist/guitarist/composer Kyle Milson, bassist/vocalist/lyricist Anthony Johnson, lead guitarist Matty Wafer and drummer Jack Burness. They are known for their strong misoginistic beliefs, sexual transmitted diseased like melodies and articulate lyrics.
Groupie 1: Did you buy the new Purple's Not Enoughrecord?

Groupie 2: Nahh but I fucked their lead singer Kyle.

Groupie 1: So did I!
by AJ-23 November 23, 2009
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man's not hot

It means that someone is infamous, similar to irrelevant
JME: They only want to bred man's skin after man's got hot. (<-> man's not hot)
by Get OT June 23, 2018
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