small butt

Literally a small butt.
Maybe muscular.

Can be narrow.
Can be on a small person.
Flat.

Guys sometimes don't like girls with small butt s. It's kinda rude cuz many nice and awesome girls have small butts. So guys: calm the fuck down and read the pages before you judge the cover. Jesus fuck...

by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015

tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.

'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'

by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007

Paki-Smash

When a person of Pakistani descent takes a huge dump.

"That swarthy construction worker just Paki Smashed my bathroom."

"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)

by RonnieRules October 20, 2009

Egg. Fist. Smash.

When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.

"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"

by notinthecards January 7, 2012

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

träd smak

When you sit on a wet bench or chair (usually wood) and your ass gets soggy. It's best translated as "tree taste"

Guy #1: ah, this bench is wet! I have träd smak.
Guy #2: that sucks

by urbanusdictionus September 17, 2023

smarmy

behavior not unlike Eddie Haskell (in Leave It To Beaver) or Tristan Farnon (in All Creatures Great and Small)

being a slimy, two-faced, back-stabbing, ego-centric arse

It's a wonder such a smarmy putz survives long enough to reproduce.

by SpookyJudy February 25, 2010