go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

sleeted

The act of giving two guys hand jobs above ones head, and being ejaculated on.

Donna gave two guys handies above her head, and they sleeted her

by ocg July 10, 2012

wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too

by Dawn Zulu February 25, 2011

sleep drunk

This is the point where you are so tired you talk out of your head and every thing is funny. Just like being drunk except for underage kids

OMG! you were so sleep drunk last night, i swear you told me you kicked you cat and you laughed

by Matthew Doritty June 29, 2006

Sleep Fast

An informal expression part ways with one person (usually a friend or co-worker) a good night after then end of an evening's festivities, usually uttered when the following day is a work day.

Harry: "Thanks for the ride home man, God I can't believe I gotta work in in 6 hours"

Albert: "Anytime man, was a good night out. Sleep fast, buddy!"

by Bigfatbino July 31, 2011

Sleeping sex

The act of "sneaking" into sex with someone sleeping. As a female pursuing this act, this would involve "getting on top" and eventually waking "up" her partner, something he may enjoy. As a male pursuing this act, it could go very wrong and be considered borderline rape.

Suzy was horny in the middle of the night, but her husband wouldn't wake up. She preceded to get him hard enough while he was still asleep to begin having sleeping sex with him. He eventually woke up to this, pleasantly surprised!

by WHAMABAMA February 7, 2012

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009