Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009
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Pumpa Slap

A Pumpa slap is were you slap somone who either adding insult to injury you or jus annoys you, before you slap them say "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU BLED"
dave : " hahaha, u failed ur exams"
phil : "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU"

*SLAAAPPPP*
by PeRU.graff September 23, 2009
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Sonic Slap

When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.
Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch
by Sonicslapper69 November 12, 2019
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Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"

Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005
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happy slap

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
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fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
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Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 01, 2011
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