simpest

a pussy

jhon is a simpest

by hermit the pervert's son January 9, 2023

simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.

Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

simplifry

To make sizzling up a crunchy side-dish less complex.

Using a Teflon-coated skillet or conventional cooking spray may indeed simplifry da food-preparation process, but it also introduces toxic chemicals into da resulting braised creation.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

Sampleitus

This condition occurs when a small portion of an item is freely given, resulting in a seemingly pleasant experience, luring the mark to buy a complete product, which is horrible when consumed in its full size.

Sampleitus strikes once again! This discount frozen pizza sucks; weird, the free sample at the grocery store was delicious.

by bentslightly February 18, 2023

sample music

Music meant to be remixed for creating songs, often used in raps and EDMs. Probably a trade or an IP secret for most or many musicians as this kind of song is usually not credited and they probably do not tell you if you ask

So, Your Favorite Martian or Ray William Johnson introduced me to the term "sample music" or "sample production music". He probably will not tell you which company he uses if you ask since he hides the file names whenever he wants to show proof that other songs with the same patterns as his are not stolen but uses the same sample music company as his

I identified a song and Google, Shazam, and Reddit music ID AIs (r/NameThatSong) gave me different songs with the exact sample music, mostly explicit (especially on the lyrics), but I feel something else or not explicit if there's no context given. Even there's a Michael Jackson song with one of the variations of the exact sample music, indicating that the sample song I searched is older than my estimation

by PuniUwUCute February 18, 2023

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023

SimpEver

Someone who is indecisive and can never make a choice within a timely manner.

Don't be like SimpEver, just pick a damn place to eat.

by cpucandidate February 27, 2023