thrifty and shifty

When you give your girl used dick.

ex. Am and Vanessa's charity

You just gotta get thrifty and shifty.

by GrilledCheez💦 March 29, 2019

Shaftitude

Adj: An Action resembling the actions of John Shaft.

The man possessed alot of Shaftitude.

by Lork Karnakus (Destroyer of Worlds) October 8, 2003

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

shaftjockey

A dwarf or similarly vertically challenged being riding the shaft of a giant wonker

'Damn she might be small but that midgy is riding that cock like some freaky shaftjockey il tell ya'

by tuloola jigaboo June 7, 2007

shaft chafe

An unfortunate event in which youre forced to perform a tuck (see definition) when with a hott chick, and the shaft of your dick rubs against your waistline with every step you take, causing an uncomfortable build up of friction

DUDE....i had serious shaft chafe with that chick i was with last night...she was so hott!!!

by kyleshaffer21 August 18, 2008

Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009

shaft shaker

He who is more than willing to grasp another mans main member for a good long vertical pummeling. fag faggot gay homo

That guy with the pink hat and tight pants looks like a real shaft shaker

by igotsthesars March 26, 2009