screwmosas

mimosas with a shot of vodka mixed in it

we drank mimosas at brunch and decided to add vodka therefore viola screwmosas

by mkcat2005 August 22, 2023

Screwened

Simultaneously screwed, in a situation or situations that will ruin one.

We made so many bad investments, that our company is screwened!!

by JackofAlltrades411 September 10, 2023

Screwdy

Short for Screwdriver. Easier to say when working continuously with tools.

See also..

screwdyplus ( Phillips head Screwdriver )

Screwdyflat ( Flat head Screwdriver )

“Hey Bob can you hand me a screwdy”

or instead of “hand my a Phillips head Screwdriver” it’s just “ hand me the screwdyplus please”

by catawampous December 20, 2023

Scresamind

Scresamind or Scresaminding means a very angry or frusterated person.

'What the fuck is wrong with you?!?" Said John with a scresaminding tone.

by Teeth_Consumer January 22, 2024

screwbitch

An insufferable woman who gets on your nerves whether she is on her menstrual cycle or not.

“Dude your sister is such a screwbitch!”

by TheEntirePolishSpaceAgency November 29, 2023

Screwdiver

A screwdiver, is a tool used for underwater diving to fasten or unfasten screws, typically on equipment or structures such as boats, docks, or underwater infrastructure.

John went to fasten a loose screw under his boat with a screwdiver.

by MikeXx1998xX April 4, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024