A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.
by Hashkaba February 6, 2010
Get the Roben mug.A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.
by Periodicals May 14, 2016
Get the Robert mug.A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.
1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?
Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.
2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.
Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.
2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.
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Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
by Big Dick Big Money :( June 9, 2018
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