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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 3, 2021
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.
"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."
by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019
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Roasted Neckless Almond

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.
by nadiealadog February 24, 2017
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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Roast Toast

When you get sum chicken hot up yo ass and it burns.

also

A girl who is really damn hot
DAMN THAT IS SOME ROAST TOAST CHIKIN

MHMHMMHMH THAT GURL BE ROAST TOASTY FIIIIIIIIIINE
by Melon HUCK January 3, 2017
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