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North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!
by ayee33003 October 16, 2018
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!
by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018
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rear privateer

n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate."
Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!
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Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.
Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".
by ZeeEss July 1, 2008
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rear-minstrel

ass-clown
butt-jester
Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!
by Jen Can May 17, 2009
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Rear Raider

Someone who keeps on raiding whatever rear-end they can find with there penis.
Aden: Your a Bum Bandit.
Stephen: Your a Poo Pirate.
Aden: Your a Rear Raider.
Stephen: *Silenced by awesomeness*
by LilAWII June 14, 2011
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