you really fucked the pooch on that one

To screw it up

You really fucked the pooch on that one!

by G-L-O-R-I-A March 6, 2018

Jack Reilly

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"You play FIFA? You must be a Jack Reilly"

by Anom76 February 7, 2020

drink and rally

Drinking a lot, then deliberately vomiting to make room for more. Best with beer.

"Dude, you gotta take another swig!"
"I can't, man, I can't..."
"Drink and rally, dude! Drink and rally!"

by owan April 14, 2008

i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

tulsa maga rally

A diarrhea and fart combination so foul that it leaves your intestines cramped and your asshole bloody

Man, that one hit me like a Tulsa maga rally!

by Bigness D June 19, 2020

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

by Death Menace April 17, 2022

Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

by MarilakosYT May 6, 2022