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skype queef 

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.
Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(
skype queef by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Fluttering Queef 

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
Fluttering Queef by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

Boo Boo Queef 

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".
Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.
Boo Boo Queef by Coopertonium July 31, 2021

turbo queef 

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'
Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.
turbo queef by Kays04 October 7, 2010

nose queef 

Danal-*sneezes*

Nadeau- lol nose queef!
nose queef by 01dc2itr October 18, 2015

titty queef

A fat hoe with huge tits that when bouncy on the dick queefs multiple times and blames it on her huge tits smacking.
During sex with her boo she had a titty queef
titty queef by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016