Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 4, 2011

dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

Poop Shunani

A female's anus. Originated locally from a combination of the words Poop Shoot and Punani.

My, that's a lovely Poop Shunani!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from

(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

poop on the face of society

society sucks so we should all poop on it.

Julie: What should we do?
Kelsey: We should poop on the face of society.

by poopsociety July 27, 2009