have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

piss mudhill

A muddy hill that is the result of excessive urination by partygoers, found usually in large gatherings where restroom availability is at a premium such as parades, outdoor concerts, etc.

I walked down the path to more level ground to take a leak, in order to avoid the piss mudhill at all costs.

by TheGillenium May 5, 2018

Piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.

Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin

by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Infused Piss

When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.

Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012