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piss flies

Small flies that circle arouind a dirty public toilet
Wow, did you see the number of piss flies in that bus stop toilet?
by cc millett March 14, 2004
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Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.
by James Almond December 13, 2008
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nigga piss

an expression of frustration, like "fuck, shit, or dammit". Expressing such the frustration you would feel if you found that one of your friends or "niggas" had taken a piss on something of value.
by which doctor beardo? October 25, 2010
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clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
by Lion240 June 8, 2018
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piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!
by James April 23, 2003
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piss flaps

A womans labia, lips (wink, wink)
by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004
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Piss on your chips

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)
by DaleHudd June 16, 2010
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