Dirty Pinata

When you punch a drunk mother in the stomach and they piss themselves

She was laughing, and the next minute he got her! A real Dirty Pinata

by anonymous April 5, 2024

Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

Taco Piñata

A tace piñata has candy on the inside

Big regret, never busted a taco piñata

by RtMeier June 30, 2024

Bonda Pilot

Referring to the 2nd generation Honda Pilot, with a production range spanning from the years 2009-2015, which is objectively superior to the pilots of other generations with their spacious cabins and aggressive and capable design. Widely considered to be one of the vehicles of all time

Jackson: "Yo Jonah, look over there, there's a Bonda Pilot!"
Jonah: "There is?? Those lucky ducks..."
Jackson: "We're riding in one too! Nolan, why is the wheel wobbling??"
Nolan: "It's a feature, not a bug"

by Gedagedigadagdao December 21, 2024

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Princess Pilot

A "Princess Pilot" is a term used in aviation slang to describe a pilot who prefers to fly only in ideal weather conditions (VFR, clear skies) and typically operates high-performance, modern, and well-equipped aircraft—often featuring glass cockpits, autopilot, and cruise speeds above 140 knots. This pilot tends to avoid challenging conditions such as turbulence, IMC, or older, less luxurious aircraft.

The term can imply a degree of selectiveness, inexperience, or aversion to adversity, and is sometimes used with a humorous or lightly critical tone within pilot communities.

Dillon C. is a Princess Pilot who will only fly on very clear days.

by ObliteratePb May 14, 2025

Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.

She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.

by Harry's Way August 7, 2025