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Tall Person Energy

When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life

“She looks tall on her instagram
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”

Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
by NeelG March 25, 2019
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Real Person

A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.
Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.

or

I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.
by MEGGILY August 5, 2010
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person growling

when someone growls from there body like a bear. this is often disturbing and can lead to no friends.
person 1: alan, can you hear a bear growling?
person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
person 1: thats disturbing. im not your friend. by barbabra.
by swedish house mafia m3rt October 18, 2010
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The Person Above You

The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.
Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?

Dude 2 - Totally!
by Jared O August 16, 2008
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Menstrual Personality

When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.
Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT
by kaumu May 19, 2009
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Corner Person

A corner person is a weird, dorky, socially awkward individual who sits with a bunch of other weird, dorky, socially awkward people in the corner of either a cafeteria, student union or any other public location.

Sometimes you hear them play really loud anime music, play World of Warcraft together, or watch really strange youtube videos.

You should know who this person is.
Why is that corner person playing World of Warcraft in the corner of the Student Union?
by UWECman March 17, 2010
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5th Person Joke

When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic
"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."

Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!
by FoboSniped May 11, 2010
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