black penis

Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.

Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.

by douchebagman00 November 22, 2011

penis game

The game where two people say penis louder and louder until a teacher writes one of them up. That person is the winner.

Ted: Lets play the penis game.
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!

by Tedwardz0r July 25, 2008

Street Penis

Hot dog purchased from a street vendor

"hey, give me one of those street penis' - loaded"

by janmann February 11, 2007

Penis Power

A shout given amongst a group of males to express pride in being male.

Penis Power!!

by ThatDamnedNinja March 10, 2004

Penis leach

Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.

That Girl is a Penis leach.

by Bittinkittin November 10, 2004

penis high five

When two guys pass each other through a door way , and rub crotches with each other as they squeeze through. Usually attributed to the fact that they both think they are to hard to yield to the other guy.

Marvin was too cool to let Patrick into the office before he left, resulting in a penis high five as they both squeezed through the door way.

by GarryOwen January 12, 2008

Penis Fly Trap

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.

(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Man 2:WHAT?!?!

Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!

Man 2:Ouch...

by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010