wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023

Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025