donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

Lady Pleaser

a goatee on an otherwise clean-shaven mans face

My boyfriend is tall with short brown hair and a lady pleaser.

by Retremeco February 18, 2020

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

finger pleaser

The beauty and joy of a great metal guitar solo

That solo was a real finger pleaser!

by Sunny23uk March 9, 2021

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Deadline pleasure

Maturating to celebrate getting something finished/turned in before its intended deadline, occasionally used when you turn it in on the deadline.

"Dude I had such good deadline pleasure after I finally got that essay done"

by Simple-tech June 6, 2023

school pleasure

A girl or boy you date or in talking stage at school just for fun and nothing else

Oh Ariel is just a school pleasure. I’m only with her since I’m bored

by girlwhoshallnotbenamed June 15, 2023