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by grant.gustin.is.sexi December 31, 2018

Perfect

You

You know who's perfect??the person reading this.💖🌟🌈💞🌸✨🌻💕💫🌼💗🌷(*´ω｀*)

by Bubble tea weeb August 23, 2019

Perfume

An aroma, odor, or scent that comes from an illicit drug that is being smoked e.g. (Marijuana)

I see we have the same taste in perfume. (wink, wink).... I really like the scent of that perfume I smelled while walking down the hallway, past your room.

by Ivanna B. Spanked June 13, 2019

Performance

To do something deliberately, flamboyantly and melodramatically in a social setting, solely for the attention you believe it will garner for you.

Carrie's outburst about defending migrant rights was such a performance! It was just to get attention from Eric, who's on the College Democrats. She's not even registered to vote...

by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019

perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.

Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!

by Harry Connick Jr December 18, 2019

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

Puzzle Perfect

When you see some majestic scenery that looks as if it is supposed to be a puzzle.

Guy 1: "Man, that mountain range is beautiful!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's Puzzle Perfect

by ziggoman83 January 27, 2010