Rat Penis

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

by Skasix November 8, 2016

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

penis donut

(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.

Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"

by walmartstalker March 30, 2017

nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019

Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.

"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"

by Shenis Honey January 9, 2013

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021