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computer phone

What telephones have turned into.
You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.
by anaomus November 4, 2004
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Dumb-phone

What you call your phone when it's being a retard
"Aw stupid mc dumb-phone"
by Mali656 November 30, 2017
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Phone rage

On the phone --- when someone EXPLODES in rage and rants.... over talking you and maybe hanging up wanting no feedback or discussion from you.
Phone Rage: "How dare you speak to me that way....HOW DARE YOU.....this conversation is over - good bye" - (they hang up.) The language may be far worse but you get the idea. Later they may try to contact via phone - text- email - to blame and fault you in more rage and rant. {rageaholic}
by Stress Free July 12, 2019
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Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
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Drop The Phone

To stop talking, or leave someone clueless, in the middle of a conversation.
My parents always drop the phone, and I never get the answer I'm looking for.

Are you going to finish your sentence? Or just drop the phone right here.
by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017
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dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again
Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck
by Dubiks April 6, 2019
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Cell phone

An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.
Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...
by Brodo_Swaggins December 31, 2015
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