When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
Get the is that your phone? mug.Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009
Get the Phone Herpes mug.To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 2, 2014
Get the Phone Defense mug.To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.
"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."
"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
by michfoot83 January 7, 2011
Get the phone-house mug.by Dubiks April 6, 2019
Get the dead phone mug.Girl/boy who sends out "dirty" pictures of themselves occasionally or a lot. Also talks sexually to a lot of people by texting or phone. And is serious about it, not joking around.
Aye man Eleni is such a phone skank. She sent a picture of her boobs to one of my friends. Then a week later she said she loved me. Man you can't trust a hoe!
by TheMan215 April 3, 2010
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